I’d study the science of you ‘til I turned it into an art.
The way your atoms rub together.
Molecules colliding.
Chemistry building.
Explosions of heat and radiation.
Burning like a star at the end of the world.“The Beakers I’d Break”, I Wrote This For You
MY DARLING SITERLAS! ON THE OCCASION OF THIS, YOUR BIRTHDAY, I GIVE TO YOU: INTERSPECIES CUDDLES. Because despite Jacob’s endless pining and frequent bad decisions, Physics Macaw is rather fond of this particular bringer-of-crackers.
#I don’t know if this shirt exists but I want it #jacob is a fashion icon #and his shampoo is DELICIOUS #oh my god though #what if this is during the skin episode in season one #and jacob has barely entered the physics building when there is an almighty ruckus from the cage in the corner #and jimmy is like what in god’s name is that #but jacob is like OMG :D #and opens the cage door #and there are an awful lot of feathers swatting him in the face #and enough hair ripped out to form a bald patch #but jacob understands macaw’s meaning anyway: #welcome back.
#jacob doesn’t believe he deserves to be saved #but macaw believes he deserves to give it crackers #what if jacob and the physics macaw were HUNTING BROS? #PECKING THE EYES OUT OF UNSUSPECTING WEREWOLVES #they’re already radio show bros #jacob gives it an advice call-in show #’hi physics macaw long time listener first time caller here i finally asked the girl i like out on a date but idk where to take her?’ #macaw’s like #’RITZ.’ #’thanks physics macaw you’re the best.’ #ilu cally #so much #this drawing is such perfection #and they look so happy omfg #jacob probably put cracker crumbs in his hair on purpose
Back in 1835, when Halley’s comet was overhead, the same night those men died at the Alamo. They say Samuel Colt made a gun. A special gun. He made it for a hunter, a man like us only on horseback. Story goes he made thirteen bullets, and this hunter used the gun half a dozen times before he disappeared, the gun along with him.
“Jacob. This gun is our best shot at actually stopping that demon. You cannot take it apart to see how it works.”
(via fuckyeahspnsupportings)
“Erna and Hrefna are eleven-year-old identical twins from Iceland. I started to photograph them when they were nine years old in 2009, and this will be an ongoing project until they are sixteen years old. I will visit them every year. My intention for this project is to capture the very precious period of their growth from child to teenager, physically as well as psychologically. The relationship between identical twins is an interesting subject matter. I often hear that identical twins have telepathic connections. This is true of Erna and Hrefna. They are always together. They almost never fight with each other. Spending time with them, I feel such comfort in their companionship but at the same time I feel strange because I have never seen such a powerful connection between any two human beings. They say to me, ‘From time to time, we dream the same dreams.’”
(via teamfreewolf)
dude. casatoo is mean she showed me a fic that was fabulous and now it’s created fanart from my hands noOO.
GUYS, THIS IS CASTIEL/CASTIEL
YOU NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
I’M NOT KIDDING
(via thetimetravelinggiraffe)
I really want a talk show. Maybe an advice call in program.
“Hello, God? My roommates are pissing me off and—”
“I have smote them. Next caller.”
“Hello, God? I’ve been feeling really guilty about this, and…and I think it’s time I owned up to you. I’ve been lying to everyone and I feeAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH-“
“Next caller.”
Novakcest version: Jacob pretends to be God. The Physics Macaw does all the different callers’ voices.
“Hello, Jacob? Stop being a douche.”
“Dammit Physics Macaw I said no Jimmy-voice!”
“…”
#i would rather like to novakcet!interpret this buti feel my grasp of novakcest is not very good #so if someone else would like to that would be awesome
the AU where Jamie and Jackie go out as a sex worker duo